this venue names are really making me wonder. home depot center? what? the boys are playing home depot? does this mean chainsaws, hammers and staple guns? 'whrrrr whrrrrr pound pow pow..whrrrr pound pound whrrr...pow pow whrrrr...'

hmm. sounds like the opening notes to warehouse...

or sacramento's sleep train amp. (formerly known as the sac valley amp, then the auto west amp)...the sleep train sound must be classic. 'zz..mhmf...zz.zz.zzzzz..yawn...choo choo...zzzz....chugga chuggaa...zzzz...mhmf...yawn yawn...'

ah! two step! one of my favorites. ;)

these new names make 'verizon wireless' sound almost good.

almost.